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I still hate humans. I'd like to see half of them in pain. Pregnant women? I have no tolerance for them. So you dropped an earring while trying it on? Pick it up yourself, damnit. Kids? I loathe them. They need to be put on leash and chains instead of being allowed to freely run around and paw at every damn thing in the store. Those cutesy tiny lapdogs? I want to step on them. Especially if they belong to snotty Barbie-type blondes.

People who enter our store whilst eating and drinking? (WTF????) I want them to choke on their goddamn food. There are other places for eating and drinking. Say, maybe we should start handing out toilet paper and potties in case all of that decides to come out suddenly? Since you're in such a hurry and don't have the luxury of spending ten minutes in a cafe eating, I bet you won't be able to wait five to go down to the toilets to take a shit.
And the bitches (and a select few sons-of-bitches) of all ages who come in only to use our mirrors to check and right their appearance, to comb (!!!!) their hair, apply lipstick, smooth down their clothes? I want to throw heavy things at them. And I want to bitch them out like there's no tomorrow.

I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate humans.
And here people are wondering how serial killers are made. Here, world. Watch the birth of another one.

Date: 2008-09-16 08:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
Ooooh!

*sits down with a bucket of popcorn*

I love these kinds of shows!

Date: 2008-09-16 09:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
I do. I find them utterly fascinating.

EDIT: Forgot to use my pretty new Szayel icon.
Edited Date: 2008-09-16 09:07 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-09-16 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Shall we go on a rampage?

And pretty icon is pretty. Szayellllllll~~~

Date: 2008-09-16 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
Ooh, I love a good rampage! Sounds like fun!

Date: 2008-09-16 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
Can I bring my own flail? It has served me well these long, centuries.

Date: 2008-09-16 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Go right ahead. We all come with our own weapons. (And the ones stolen from our neighbours while they're busy scrubbing blood off the walls.)

Date: 2008-09-16 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
Oooh, we had an art contest like that once. I only got an honorable mention. But the woman who got first was fuckin' brilliant! She did things with blood spray/splatter I didn't know were possible.

Of course, the horrified looks on the neighbor's faces the next morning were also priceless. I was surprised at how quickly the cops showed up, as well. They're getting better.

Date: 2008-09-16 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
We might have someone leaking information. One was caught and killed just last month, but that doesn't seem to have changed things much. Someone from the third, I believe. Guys will have to blow their hole soon.

Date: 2008-09-16 09:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
Never trust anyone from a group with a prime number. It's true. I'll keep my ear to the ground. See if I can't ferret out any info that might be of use.

Of course you know, he could be in on it. Ever since Dame Lillith has taken over, he's been sneakier than usual. And even more of a bastard. Which I didn't think was possible.

Date: 2008-09-16 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Look at Gin and Aizen and where that led us. Additionally, make sure all black markings on any guy's face/body are real. Tribal tatoos are a sign of them being trustworthy. Just make sure you know which group's pattern is which unless you want to wake up with your intestines around your ears.

He? I heard he was put into rehab a while ago. Must have gotten out. I heard several nurses commited suicide at that institution. Might have been his doing. Might have been Fifth's. Hard to tell with all the Lunar radiation in air recently.

Date: 2008-09-17 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
Truer words were never spoken. We should write an advice column or something.

Yeah, he got out. Bastard. Been showing his ass all over the place. Fifth is a definite possibility. Never did trust him after the Christmas party last year.

Date: 2008-09-17 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
We totally should. I bet we could out-trump Gojyo with his column.

The things I hear about the Fifth? Makes me happy I didn't attent the Christmas party. (Was too busy burying some certain evidence.) The guy's been rattling about wampires and gatling guns and jeebus. A mental institution is a definite must there.

Date: 2008-09-17 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] femmephantom.livejournal.com
I don't think Gojyo could ever turn down a bet, either. This idea has merits. ;)

Yeah, Fifth needs a good beating, or a course of electro shock therapy. perhaps both. The vamps and guns were laughable. But then when he brought up jeebus, then I knew certain steps had to be taken.

Still in the intel gathering phase, and you didn't hear it from me, though.

Date: 2008-09-17 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Especially if it was made by two as amazingly stunning beings as the two of us.

Seriously, man. No one touches jeebus witout some serious consequences. It's an inter-galaxy taboo. We've all heard stories of the things that happen to people when they as much as dare to poke this matter with a ten-foot pole.

Believe me, I've forgotten I even heard that. With cyberspace violators like hacks and trans-gliders, certain safety measures must be taken. I'd be the first to volunteer in setting up the integral barricade structures if only I wouldn't be directly responsible for Incognito meltdown. It's a fucking legion, even if they're not that many. =/

Date: 2008-09-16 10:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sphinxofthenile.livejournal.com
Oh, damn, that sounds so awful. I know those types, and they could drive anyone insane and up the highest wall imaginable. -_- Entertain yourself with imagining what Muraki would do to them in a fanfic? xP *hugs*

Date: 2008-09-17 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Muraki, Szayel. Possibly Mayuri. Torment and slow death. I might need to start writing violent!fics soon. Now if only I had the time...

Date: 2008-09-18 09:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Muraki. Szayel. Not thinking about that. So NOT thinking about that.

*sits down and waits patiently for fics*

Date: 2008-09-18 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sphinxofthenile.livejournal.com
Just forgot to login, sorry. -_-

Date: 2008-09-18 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
While I'm at it... Muraki/Ryuuken.

I figure, since I already have Szayel/Seishirou, why not add up the numbers with other psycho-doctors-murderers. Makes things that much more amazing.

Date: 2008-09-19 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sphinxofthenile.livejournal.com
Let's just... not go there how freaking awesome that sounds. *dead*

Date: 2008-09-19 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Don't tempt me. It's dangerous.

Date: 2008-09-21 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sphinxofthenile.livejournal.com
Really now? *wiggles eyebrows*

Sadly my glasses fetish just screams for it. :P

Date: 2008-09-16 10:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenchi-saz.livejournal.com
Luckily I don't seem to get those assholes. At the moment it's just fucking brats playing Rockband AAAALLLLL DAAAAAAYYYYY. And really SHITILY. Just them smashing the crap out of the drum pad. *rage*

You have my complete sympathy.

Date: 2008-09-17 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Try working in a low-class jewelry store. You'll be amazed.

Back in one of my schools there was this... 6th grade kid. He did awesome things with drums. I could sit and listen him play all day long.

Date: 2008-09-17 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tenchi-saz.livejournal.com
It sounds like a nightmare.

I used to play back in the day, I'm actually trying to save up for an electric kit. I think that's what bugs me the most. How BAD most play. I know I'm not brilliant at it, I haven't played in years but still. *cringes*

Date: 2008-09-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com
Ooh. Usually I like sitting by the mirrored cafeteria window to watch people primp themselves, squeeze pimples, eye a girl's ass, etc. It makes me laugh hysterically at their vanity.

But yes, presumably working at a place which has mirrors where people can get you fired for laughing at their vanity might have its downpoints...

Date: 2008-09-17 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Like my coworker says the minute those people are out the door, "You're still ugly."

Downpoints? Try downslides. If before I was hating on only a few people in school, now it's half the population of tis city.

Date: 2008-09-17 02:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com
*sweatdrop* Poor thing. That does sound like it's grating a bit. (But this is from the person who says "Why hate when you can laugh and mock everything?")

...Mabe you just need a bigger city? (I can't beleive I'm saying this... Maybe I just need a rocket strapped to my back...)

Date: 2008-09-17 07:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
Seriously. She often says that those mirrors will be the death of her. (Laughing and mocking takes too much energy. I've tried.)

Maybe. Or maybe I need a better job in a smaller city. Hell, forget city. A town. They tend to have less stupid.

Date: 2008-09-17 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com
Well...preening isn't something I do a lot, so I usually find it amusing to watch what people check themselves for...maybe that's jsut lack of care for self on my part. And...maybe that's the only reason why I find it funny...

*wilts* I dunno about that. In a small town everyone knows one another and the people who have jobs stay there for ages. Small town's okay if you don't want to do anything else...I'm more of a city person, myself. People can think what they want and you'll never see them again after that moment. In a town, you'll just have the same customers over and over again... *shudder*

Date: 2008-09-17 08:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com
I'm from a small town myself. That might be why I like the slow-paced life there so much. Don't have to rush anywhere, no buses or trains to catch... You have plenty of time for getting from point A to point B.
It's, in a way, a controlled environment. And since everyone does know one another, there's less of a chance of any warfare starting. The next time they come for shopping they wouldn't want to get old milk or eggs, now would they?

Date: 2008-09-19 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com
Heh. *giggles* Justice prevails...

Being from the suburbs of a city that's more or less spread and sprawled over one county, I suppose I'm "urban-biased." My college is in the heart of the downtown area, just outside of the "little Havana" section, anyway. I kind of like the largeness of it all, I guess. It kind of takes the edges off things...
Small town...I don't know how I'd feel about living in a small town. I really don't. I'm the type of person who went to New York City and liked it. (And actually found the people there to be very nice--probably only because the people where I live are RUDER than New Yorkers, despite the New York reputation...)

I like catching buses and trains. (Well...trains at any rate.) I like wandering aimlessly through areas. I just...like cities. And even when I call teh same people for my job every week, the imagining of those people as the only ones in the area. (like a small town) it seems...very small to me...*mystified*

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