To further add to my previous entry...
Sep. 16th, 2008 09:15 pmI still hate humans. I'd like to see half of them in pain. Pregnant women? I have no tolerance for them. So you dropped an earring while trying it on? Pick it up yourself, damnit. Kids? I loathe them. They need to be put on leash and chains instead of being allowed to freely run around and paw at every damn thing in the store. Those cutesy tiny lapdogs? I want to step on them. Especially if they belong to snotty Barbie-type blondes.
People who enter our store whilst eating and drinking? (WTF????) I want them to choke on their goddamn food. There are other places for eating and drinking. Say, maybe we should start handing out toilet paper and potties in case all of that decides to come out suddenly? Since you're in such a hurry and don't have the luxury of spending ten minutes in a cafe eating, I bet you won't be able to wait five to go down to the toilets to take a shit.
And the bitches (and a select few sons-of-bitches) of all ages who come in only to use our mirrors to check and right their appearance, to comb (!!!!) their hair, apply lipstick, smooth down their clothes? I want to throw heavy things at them. And I want to bitch them out like there's no tomorrow.
I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate humans.
And here people are wondering how serial killers are made. Here, world. Watch the birth of another one.
People who enter our store whilst eating and drinking? (WTF????) I want them to choke on their goddamn food. There are other places for eating and drinking. Say, maybe we should start handing out toilet paper and potties in case all of that decides to come out suddenly? Since you're in such a hurry and don't have the luxury of spending ten minutes in a cafe eating, I bet you won't be able to wait five to go down to the toilets to take a shit.
And the bitches (and a select few sons-of-bitches) of all ages who come in only to use our mirrors to check and right their appearance, to comb (!!!!) their hair, apply lipstick, smooth down their clothes? I want to throw heavy things at them. And I want to bitch them out like there's no tomorrow.
I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate humans.
And here people are wondering how serial killers are made. Here, world. Watch the birth of another one.
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Date: 2008-09-16 08:49 pm (UTC)*sits down with a bucket of popcorn*
I love these kinds of shows!
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Date: 2008-09-16 08:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-16 09:06 pm (UTC)EDIT: Forgot to use my pretty new Szayel icon.
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Date: 2008-09-16 09:09 pm (UTC)And pretty icon is pretty. Szayellllllll~~~
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Date: 2008-09-16 09:24 pm (UTC)Of course, the horrified looks on the neighbor's faces the next morning were also priceless. I was surprised at how quickly the cops showed up, as well. They're getting better.
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Date: 2008-09-16 09:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-16 09:32 pm (UTC)Of course you know, he could be in on it. Ever since Dame Lillith has taken over, he's been sneakier than usual. And even more of a bastard. Which I didn't think was possible.
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Date: 2008-09-16 09:39 pm (UTC)He? I heard he was put into rehab a while ago. Must have gotten out. I heard several nurses commited suicide at that institution. Might have been his doing. Might have been Fifth's. Hard to tell with all the Lunar radiation in air recently.
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Date: 2008-09-17 03:09 am (UTC)Yeah, he got out. Bastard. Been showing his ass all over the place. Fifth is a definite possibility. Never did trust him after the Christmas party last year.
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Date: 2008-09-17 05:28 am (UTC)The things I hear about the Fifth? Makes me happy I didn't attent the Christmas party. (Was too busy burying some certain evidence.) The guy's been rattling about wampires and gatling guns and jeebus. A mental institution is a definite must there.
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Date: 2008-09-17 01:25 pm (UTC)Yeah, Fifth needs a good beating, or a course of electro shock therapy. perhaps both. The vamps and guns were laughable. But then when he brought up jeebus, then I knew certain steps had to be taken.
Still in the intel gathering phase, and you didn't hear it from me, though.
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Date: 2008-09-17 07:50 pm (UTC)Seriously, man. No one touches jeebus witout some serious consequences. It's an inter-galaxy taboo. We've all heard stories of the things that happen to people when they as much as dare to poke this matter with a ten-foot pole.
Believe me, I've forgotten I even heard that. With cyberspace violators like hacks and trans-gliders, certain safety measures must be taken. I'd be the first to volunteer in setting up the integral barricade structures if only I wouldn't be directly responsible for Incognito meltdown. It's a fucking legion, even if they're not that many. =/
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Date: 2008-09-18 09:22 am (UTC)*sits down and waits patiently for fics*
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Date: 2008-09-18 09:33 am (UTC)I figure, since I already have Szayel/Seishirou, why not add up the numbers with other psycho-doctors-murderers. Makes things that much more amazing.
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Date: 2008-09-19 08:06 pm (UTC)how freaking awesome that sounds. *dead*no subject
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Date: 2008-09-21 07:34 pm (UTC)Sadly my glasses fetish just screams for it. :P
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Date: 2008-09-16 10:43 pm (UTC)You have my complete sympathy.
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Date: 2008-09-17 05:32 am (UTC)Back in one of my schools there was this... 6th grade kid. He did awesome things with drums. I could sit and listen him play all day long.
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Date: 2008-09-17 09:22 pm (UTC)I used to play back in the day, I'm actually trying to save up for an electric kit. I think that's what bugs me the most. How BAD most play. I know I'm not brilliant at it, I haven't played in years but still. *cringes*
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Date: 2008-09-16 11:26 pm (UTC)But yes, presumably working at a place which has mirrors where people can get you fired for laughing at their vanity might have its downpoints...
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Date: 2008-09-17 05:37 am (UTC)Downpoints? Try downslides. If before I was hating on only a few people in school, now it's half the population of tis city.
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Date: 2008-09-17 02:20 pm (UTC)...Mabe you just need a bigger city? (I can't beleive I'm saying this... Maybe I just need a rocket strapped to my back...)
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Date: 2008-09-17 07:53 pm (UTC)Maybe. Or maybe I need a better job in a smaller city. Hell, forget city. A town. They tend to have less stupid.
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Date: 2008-09-17 08:24 pm (UTC)*wilts* I dunno about that. In a small town everyone knows one another and the people who have jobs stay there for ages. Small town's okay if you don't want to do anything else...I'm more of a city person, myself. People can think what they want and you'll never see them again after that moment. In a town, you'll just have the same customers over and over again... *shudder*
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Date: 2008-09-17 08:32 pm (UTC)It's, in a way, a controlled environment. And since everyone does know one another, there's less of a chance of any warfare starting. The next time they come for shopping they wouldn't want to get old milk or eggs, now would they?
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Date: 2008-09-19 09:16 pm (UTC)Being from the suburbs of a city that's more or less spread and sprawled over one county, I suppose I'm "urban-biased." My college is in the heart of the downtown area, just outside of the "little Havana" section, anyway. I kind of like the largeness of it all, I guess. It kind of takes the edges off things...
Small town...I don't know how I'd feel about living in a small town. I really don't. I'm the type of person who went to New York City and liked it. (And actually found the people there to be very nice--probably only because the people where I live are RUDER than New Yorkers, despite the New York reputation...)
I like catching buses and trains. (Well...trains at any rate.) I like wandering aimlessly through areas. I just...like cities. And even when I call teh same people for my job every week, the imagining of those people as the only ones in the area. (like a small town) it seems...very small to me...*mystified*