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I still hate humans. I'd like to see half of them in pain. Pregnant women? I have no tolerance for them. So you dropped an earring while trying it on? Pick it up yourself, damnit. Kids? I loathe them. They need to be put on leash and chains instead of being allowed to freely run around and paw at every damn thing in the store. Those cutesy tiny lapdogs? I want to step on them. Especially if they belong to snotty Barbie-type blondes.

People who enter our store whilst eating and drinking? (WTF????) I want them to choke on their goddamn food. There are other places for eating and drinking. Say, maybe we should start handing out toilet paper and potties in case all of that decides to come out suddenly? Since you're in such a hurry and don't have the luxury of spending ten minutes in a cafe eating, I bet you won't be able to wait five to go down to the toilets to take a shit.
And the bitches (and a select few sons-of-bitches) of all ages who come in only to use our mirrors to check and right their appearance, to comb (!!!!) their hair, apply lipstick, smooth down their clothes? I want to throw heavy things at them. And I want to bitch them out like there's no tomorrow.

I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate humans.
And here people are wondering how serial killers are made. Here, world. Watch the birth of another one.

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