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[lightrobber]

I have no idea how my fantasy novel with werewolves, demons and old-school witches ala ugly potion-brewing hags turned into a futuristic planet Earth thriller.
And why do all of my characters - antagonists and protagonists alike - suddenly have only flaws? And why are they out to sell out (if not outright kill) each other?


I love my plot all of a sudden. I just hope it doesn't end at around 25k. 'Cause that would suck big time (and I'd have to wing a sequel for it). =/

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You never disappoint me.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And I hope I never do.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

There's only one way to make sure of that...

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And we were getting along so well, too. You know, it doesn't always have to be "all or nothing".

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being a tease.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

It's just one of my many talents.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Though I wonder... Why do you always take my words as a threat to your position?

Not that I'd mind a change in position, oh, no, not at all... Life needs some variety.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I wasn't always in such a position of power, and I find I rather like it here. I have no desire to be a foot stool again in this lifetime. And while we to get along very well, part of me can't help but wonder if this is all some sort of subterfuge I should be on the lookout for.

So we're both in agreement that life needs variety, but if I were to challenge you, I don't think I would do it directly at first. I'd perhaps send one of my underlings for you to play with first.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You know what they say: Keep your friends close, but your enemies even closer. By this logic, we should marry.

Aw. Building my anticipation like that... Don't be so cruel.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

But who gets to be the bride, and who gets to be the groom?

We've already established that I'm a tease. And besides, it would be good for them. You could tell me how long it took you to break him and what names he gives you, and I'll know who to make examples of and re-think the training regimen.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

The one with the pants on would be the groom, I reckon.

That sounds like I'd be working for you. Would I get paid? And how much?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

*looks down* I'm wearing pants right now. How 'bout you?

Nonsense. You get to alleviate some of your boredom, and I get valuable new information. But I'm open for negotiations. What would you like?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Drat. Same here. What to do, what to do...
...do you like flowers?

A nifty contract signed with your blood. Preferably, all of your blood. How's that sound?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Not especially. I mean, if they have rich, deep colors I like the colors. But I'm not a fan of their fragrances or anything. Chick flicks or action movies?

That doesn't sound like much of a negotiation at all. More like a surrender. And you were curious as to why I always thought you were out to get me. Make another offer.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Action. With lots of bloodshed and vicious fights. Pink or black?

Thing is - it isn't one.
There's one offer only. Take it or leave it.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Black, of course. I don't think I even own anything pink. Doubtful that I ever will. Unless the blood refuses to wash out of one of my white shirts. But I'm usually pretty careful about not wearing white on days when I'm feeling murderous. Though accidents do happen. Knives or poison?

Then I'm afraid I'll have to leave it. I'm afraid I can't waste my blood on something as paltry as a contract I don't expect you to keep.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Both. Poison is effective when you can't afford survivors. Knives - when you want to have some fun. Gangbangs or tentacle porn?

Your loss, really.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Gangbangs. The more the merrier, right? Plus do the tentacles ever really get any satisfaction? I think not. They can't talk or do anything else besides pulsate and penetrate. Seclusion or exhibitionism?

If you say so.

EDIT: Forgot my question.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You forgot your question.

Yes, I do say so.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Well I added it at the end? Privacy, or the possiblity of being discovered?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Read the answer below.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Seclusion. I don't want any possible blackmail pictures going around. Rape or torture?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Depends. Who is doing the torturing, and will there be equal amounts of pleasure received later? But if we're still speaking along the lines of porn/hentai - rape. Incest is best?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Your question, please.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

At the end. Incest is best?