NaNoStuff

[lightrobber]

I have no idea how my fantasy novel with werewolves, demons and old-school witches ala ugly potion-brewing hags turned into a futuristic planet Earth thriller.
And why do all of my characters - antagonists and protagonists alike - suddenly have only flaws? And why are they out to sell out (if not outright kill) each other?


I love my plot all of a sudden. I just hope it doesn't end at around 25k. 'Cause that would suck big time (and I'd have to wing a sequel for it). =/

Comments

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

The one with the pants on would be the groom, I reckon.

That sounds like I'd be working for you. Would I get paid? And how much?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

*looks down* I'm wearing pants right now. How 'bout you?

Nonsense. You get to alleviate some of your boredom, and I get valuable new information. But I'm open for negotiations. What would you like?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Drat. Same here. What to do, what to do...
...do you like flowers?

A nifty contract signed with your blood. Preferably, all of your blood. How's that sound?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Not especially. I mean, if they have rich, deep colors I like the colors. But I'm not a fan of their fragrances or anything. Chick flicks or action movies?

That doesn't sound like much of a negotiation at all. More like a surrender. And you were curious as to why I always thought you were out to get me. Make another offer.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Action. With lots of bloodshed and vicious fights. Pink or black?

Thing is - it isn't one.
There's one offer only. Take it or leave it.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Black, of course. I don't think I even own anything pink. Doubtful that I ever will. Unless the blood refuses to wash out of one of my white shirts. But I'm usually pretty careful about not wearing white on days when I'm feeling murderous. Though accidents do happen. Knives or poison?

Then I'm afraid I'll have to leave it. I'm afraid I can't waste my blood on something as paltry as a contract I don't expect you to keep.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Both. Poison is effective when you can't afford survivors. Knives - when you want to have some fun. Gangbangs or tentacle porn?

Your loss, really.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Gangbangs. The more the merrier, right? Plus do the tentacles ever really get any satisfaction? I think not. They can't talk or do anything else besides pulsate and penetrate. Seclusion or exhibitionism?

If you say so.

EDIT: Forgot my question.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You forgot your question.

Yes, I do say so.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Well I added it at the end? Privacy, or the possiblity of being discovered?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Read the answer below.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Seclusion. I don't want any possible blackmail pictures going around. Rape or torture?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Depends. Who is doing the torturing, and will there be equal amounts of pleasure received later? But if we're still speaking along the lines of porn/hentai - rape. Incest is best?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Your question, please.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

At the end. Incest is best?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Where's the other option in that?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

It's a yes or no question. Feel free to elaborate on your choice.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

In which case, I'll have to go with no. Because I have no siblings. Dead or alive?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Can you use this in context please?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You want more specifics? Let's see... Necrophilia or normal sex (non-gender-specific)?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Thaaaaat's what I thought you meant. You sicko. Live, please.

Human/human or "interspecies erotica"?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

A small clarification needed: Would the interspecies also include vampires, turned werewolves and other creatures that had been human at one point in their life?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA! You know what's funny? My friend Krystal, her husband Chris was talking to me about her "vampire porn", and I told him it was interspecies erotica. No lie, this discussion happened less than a week ago.

And sure. It can include the above mentioned creatures.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Reply to the previous comment: I am allowed to be that way, thankyouverymuch.

In which case, interspecies. You get tired of all those humans at one point in life. Whips or chains?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And I wouldn't have you any other way, bb.

Plus I mean, the superhuman strength and the animal instincts are indeed appealing. A bit of both, actually. Silk or rope?