NaNoStuff

[lightrobber]

It's not even 10th of October and I'm already having hissyfits and mental breakdowns over my NaNo novel-to-be.

Like, OMG!idon'thaveaplot. OMG!idon'thaveanycharacters. i'mdoooooomed*woefest*


Two choices, two worlds, two non-existent plots. Vague concepts and iffy scenarios and I'm sososososo doomed.

Just you watch. Up until Nov.1st I'll be al NANO!!!! And around Dec.1st, I'll be ...oh, yeah. ikindafailedthatone.again.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more!!!

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

That's because I'm fucking brilliant.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

No, you're not.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I'm not what? Fucking, or brilliant? XD

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Not fucking anyone brilliant. :P

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Not at this moment, no. But I do have someone bound'n'gagged waiting for me at home. *evil grin*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Trust me when I say that you don't have them anymore. They escaped.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Not all of them, I'm sure.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

That's what you think.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Precautions have been taken. I'm not concerned. I appreciate yours, though.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's not precaution.
Really.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Or concern.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

DAMN YOU VILE WOMAN! What have you done to my harem!?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

...nothing? Yet.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And why don't I believe you?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You tell me.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Because you're an evil, pyscho, manipulative shrew?

Those also happen to be the reasons I love you, but they're also perfectly valid reasons for me not trusting you.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You forget double-crossing, love.

Are they reasons good enough for a random screwing session too?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

How careless of me.

Why? Is that an offer? *JOKE*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is. I'm offended. *sniffle*

Why? You have anything to counter it with? *double the joke*

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Che. As if that's possible.

I'll share my toys with you.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You read me like a book.

How do I know they're any good? It's you after all.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I like to read.

Are you suggesting I'd buy anything other than the highest quality of merchandise?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I know.

Of course not. But knowing you, you've been using them an awful lot. How do I know they're still functioning? Things wear down with time, you know.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

'Cause knowledge is power!

If we follow your Gin Yisou's and your sense of logic, if I spend the time and money investing in quality toys, wouldn't it make sense that I also take care of them and make sure that they're always functioning properly? Especially if I get so much use out of them. And just because I have a favorite or three doesn't mean I don't have a wide assortment. Variety is the spice of life, after all.