NaNoStuff

[lightrobber]

It's not even 10th of October and I'm already having hissyfits and mental breakdowns over my NaNo novel-to-be.

Like, OMG!idon'thaveaplot. OMG!idon'thaveanycharacters. i'mdoooooomed*woefest*


Two choices, two worlds, two non-existent plots. Vague concepts and iffy scenarios and I'm sososososo doomed.

Just you watch. Up until Nov.1st I'll be al NANO!!!! And around Dec.1st, I'll be ...oh, yeah. ikindafailedthatone.again.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

...nothing? Yet.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And why don't I believe you?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You tell me.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Because you're an evil, pyscho, manipulative shrew?

Those also happen to be the reasons I love you, but they're also perfectly valid reasons for me not trusting you.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You forget double-crossing, love.

Are they reasons good enough for a random screwing session too?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

How careless of me.

Why? Is that an offer? *JOKE*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Indeed it is. I'm offended. *sniffle*

Why? You have anything to counter it with? *double the joke*

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Che. As if that's possible.

I'll share my toys with you.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

You read me like a book.

How do I know they're any good? It's you after all.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I like to read.

Are you suggesting I'd buy anything other than the highest quality of merchandise?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I know.

Of course not. But knowing you, you've been using them an awful lot. How do I know they're still functioning? Things wear down with time, you know.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

'Cause knowledge is power!

If we follow your Gin Yisou's and your sense of logic, if I spend the time and money investing in quality toys, wouldn't it make sense that I also take care of them and make sure that they're always functioning properly? Especially if I get so much use out of them. And just because I have a favorite or three doesn't mean I don't have a wide assortment. Variety is the spice of life, after all.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Damn straight it is.

As someone working in sales department, I can tell you that, no, many people treat their property poorly, no matter how much money they've wasted on it. Yes, wasted. And then they come to us and complain that things 'broke', which is entirely their own fault for mistreating them, but they want refunds.
A bullet to the head, I say.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I speak nothing of the truth. (Prove it.)

Ah, well rest assured, I am not one of those people. If I spend my money on anything, I make damn sure to take care of it. 'Cause it's money, dammit! I wasn't raised to simply throw it away.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

The truth is a lie, anyway.

Wonderful. This means we'll get along just excellently.

...ohwait.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And life is but a dream.

So you really do plan on taking me out, eh? Fine. But I feel I should warn you, that I won't go down without a fight.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

And the nightmares are reality.

I meant to say that we already are getting along excellently.
But if you want a fight for dominance, you can get one.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

And my nightmare lives on Elm Street.

Ah, gomen. That would be a misunderstanding on my part. From your other comment you made it sound as if you intended to have me eliminated. Again, my apologies. But I do agree that we are getting along famously, and I see no reason to challenge you for dominance. You have your corner of the world, and I have mine. Seems like a big enough place for the two of us.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Should I call Ghost Busters?

You're reading too much, clearly. And trying to tie together two separate conversations with two separate contexts. Happens to anyone and you're forgiven.
If we got together in one room, the size of the world would narrow down terribly quickly though.