Oh, gods

[lightrobber]

ADVENT CHILDREN WANK, ADVENT CHILDREN WANK.!!!!!!

BECAUSE YAZOO IS OBVIOUSLY A WEEPY UKE WHO ONLY CRIES AND GETS RAPED 24/7.

LORD, SOMEONE GIVE ME THE BLOOD RED MOON NAO. I MIGHT HAVE TO GO MURAKI ON SOME PEOPLE IN A FEW.

OR A DEATH NOTE. A DEATH NOTE WOULD BE NICE.



I kinda resent not having my 15 userpics because among them, there was this one GORGEOUS and duly APPROPRIATE Yazoo icon for this occasion. But alas, I'm boycotting the ugly ads that fuckjournal has opted to slap on my corner in this pile of dogpoo.

Comments

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* What? I was still under the impression that Loz is immeditate mock!seme in the area! *cracks up more*
Yeah right, these people and their stereotypes. Loz is more of an uke personality-wise. Yazoo just...well...he's like the three-some accessory. He's just there to look pretty and shoot stuff! ^_^ *shot by LR-kun in the head*

*pulls herself off the ground, still bleeding* Here, though, borrow Potato-kun, the DeathNote of the future. *plops her laptop in LR-kun's lap*
Same rules apply, only it's a lot faster due to typing speed differences, and you can delete the evidence. *shrugs and lies down to die on the floor*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. Loz is the big hulking brute who rapes Yazoo constantly because Yazoo 'likes it rough'. Of course, as his pansy boy role suggests, Yazoo cries a lot over it, but he 'likes' it anyway. Loz will only step down and take it like a man from kadaj. And ONLY Kadaj.

*un-shoots you* Thanks muchly. This IS handy. *offers you bandaid before hammering away on the keys*

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

*snort* and this goes hand in hand with Loz's weepy canon self how? (admittedly, Kadaj has too much sass to take much shit from anyone, and therefore, I have less of a problem reconciling my brain to that, but really...)
...Gotta love how people demean Yazoo's character potential... *sweatdrops and groans*

Ooh, thanks. But you know, the floor is rather lovely and cold. I think I'll just stay here for a while...
...sakujo
...sakujo
...sakujo...

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I blame the pretty boy gene that he ended up inheriting. In fandom, you can't be pretty silver-or-white-haired and kick major ass. Look where that got Muraki Ryou, our local RAEP WIKTIM.

...did you know that it actually says sexual?

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Legions of fangirls would beg to differ in the case of Bakura. Or Sephiroth. Or Eyes Rutherford. (Though the last is probably a bad idea since he's as passive as they come while still having nasty nerves of steel... Don't ask, I guess...)

No, I didn't. Would you prefer I just say 'Eliminate, eliminate, eliminate?" because I only say "sakujo" because I get a kick out of the "Crank dat Sakujo" inside joke. *shrug* (And every time some bonehead plays that stupid rap song, I get the urge to pantomime epic notebook writing as a dance style...)

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

And another legion of fangulls would BEG to differ. Because, clearly, there was some sort of mistake made when Bakura was allowed to kick any kind of ass. Stupid Florence.

Weeeellll... If you listen to it on repeat, at one point 'sakujo' starts sounding like "sexual". Get a notebook and call it Sakujo-tan plan is a go~!

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

That's what comes of calling him "fluffy" in public, naturally. ^_^

Well I already have Potato-kun, whom branded with all forms of infamy, has "DeathNote" written across his dark littel compaq countenance where he has never failed to inspire profound amusement or wonder from all who see him.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

And on backstage, too.

My Shinkirou-tan is a rather silvery-grey colour and has no markings on it, unfortunately. (Save for the occasional dirt and dust smear.)