NOW PANIC!!!

[lightrobber]

QKAZJDGHSIUERD THAOIESRHAIGHGIAR GHAEHG TWO DAYS LEFT. TWO DAYS LEFT!!!! AJKDGHDA!!!!111!

I. AM SO DOOMED.

Why? Because I just did the most stupid thing ever.

I signed up for a who-will-be-the-first to 100k.


...i hate myself.

Comments

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

.... ???
Is this your novel thing again? Because you've seriously been flailing about as much as I do lately. Take a breather and go watch some sci-fi or look up smutty pictures on teh interwebs. Seriously. No heart attacks here, y'hear?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, it is. I think all month I'll be on edge because of this. (Well, that and a job I've taken to hating.) I don't like watching sci-fi all that much. I never even intended to write in this genre, and once I do, I'd rather have no outer influences in my world creation. And interwebs? I'd rather not step into it in search of something lest it ends up like the last time: took interest to funny graveyard inscriptions and ended up spending hours browsing through sites related to it.
And heart attacks? Only on others. Others' hearts, that is. Not mine. Not in November. It's just not allowed.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Oy! Again with the tags, already! ;)

Yep. You iz a masochist. There's no doubt in my mind, now. *evil grin*

Excellent.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Fuck you. Fuck you and your love for... oh, wait. You'd take that as a challenge, wouldn't you?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know it baby. ;)

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Damn it. Is it possible to hate you?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I'm sure it is. There's a long list of people who do. Most of them are goverments for small countries and various family members.

But in your case, no. I don't think so. ;)

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Then how can ours be a love-hate relationship?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I'm sure if you do manage to hate me, it'll be a temporary thing. So I'm sure we can work something out.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I can always make you hate me...

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, I shiver in antici..................pation. ;)

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

That pause right there was suspicious.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

*gasp*

Are you honestly telling me you've never seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show!?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I don't live in the US, remember? There's a 95% chance I haven't seen 95% of the stuff whose reruns you were watching on Saturdays and who were an integral part of your childhood.

Duh.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Okay, google the Rocky Horror Picture Show, and see how inappopriate it would be for kids to watch on reruns on Saturday mornings.

An example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmxBb3RdnT8

And once you've watched that, I think you'll love this. Hell, you'll probably love this even if you don't check out the first link.

And don't "duh" me. Rocky Horror is universal, bb.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Nope, not interested. And it's not universal if it's never aired in my country.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Psssh! You're no fun. And it could've come on and you might have missed it. Stranger things have happened. *nods*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. Thing is, we don't watch all the crap the US spews out.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

But not everything the US spills out is crap. True, 90% of it is. But not all.