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[lightrobber]

I have no idea how my fantasy novel with werewolves, demons and old-school witches ala ugly potion-brewing hags turned into a futuristic planet Earth thriller.
And why do all of my characters - antagonists and protagonists alike - suddenly have only flaws? And why are they out to sell out (if not outright kill) each other?


I love my plot all of a sudden. I just hope it doesn't end at around 25k. 'Cause that would suck big time (and I'd have to wing a sequel for it). =/

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

You can have me any way you want, darling.

Oooh, I like the sound of that. The possibilites are endless. Have no fear, for I can be kind. I always make sure that my partners thoroughly enjoy themselves.

Depends on the mood. Sometimes you feel like fast and rough. Others you want it slow and drawn out. White or dark meat?

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

With my life on the line, my fellow evil overlorde, I'll have to try and trust you on that one.

Have we switched to food or are we discussing skin colours?

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Trusting me is a wise decision. In this case, at least.

And we're talking skin colors. Though I often equate sexual preferences with food. Like, someone asks if I have a type. I say not really. Sometimes you want Italian, sometimes you want Japanese. They look at me strangely, but it makes sense to me.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I'll take your word for it and engrave it in stone so that you can't go back on it.

White. I'm not attracted to dark-skinned people for some reason. Or, at least, I'm not OCD about it. Pillow-biting or screaming?

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel better, by all means engrave it in stone. But I am a woman of my word. Remember that.

Pillow-biting. There's just something about self-denial that I like. Scratching or biting?

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

It's not about if it makes me feel better. It's about being able to put that stone on your grave, ensuring you can't get up from it.

Depending on who's doing what. I can take a bit of both. Table or floor?

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Touche, mon ami.

Table. Definitely. Standing up or laying down?

Seriously, I think I'm running out of questions.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Laying down. Bigger position variety. Foodplay or bloodplay?

Likewise. A little bit more and we'll be a 'sexual encyclopedia' of each other.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm, again, this all depends on my mood. But in general, bloodplay. Although I have to say I'm rather fond of breathplay, as well. The more the merrier, or is two plenty?

...I find myself of being in a strange combination of amused and disturbed. Even though I'm sure I won't remember 1/10 of this.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I'd stop at three. Facials or inside?

Tell me about it. It's like... we're conducing a research for Szayel to see how much it takes for us to break each other. Well, if you forget anything, there're always these threads to refer to.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

I laughed ridiculously hard at this, 'cause in my head I can see someone going into a spa for a "facial treatment", and then I had to close the window PDQ 'cause my co-worker wanted to know what was so funny. :) Inside. Spanking, yes or no?

And I'm sure Szayel is very pleased. True. But well have to remember which post with our epic-comment off's this conversation is on.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

No. Gag or buttplug?

You can bet your money on it. Aaaand now it's reaching the point where I'm getting mildly disturbed, thinking "Wat's she gonna ask next?"

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

*pouts* You're no fun. Gag. Unless I'm feeling "adventurous". Or you want puke all over you. I have a rather sensitive gage reflex. If we're talking cloth, I should be fine. But a gagball is another story. Front door, or back?

Oh what? Your "alive or dead" question wasn't creepy beyond all measure?

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

How about both? Top or bottom?

No, not really. I can think of a few worse things.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Works for me. Both also. Again, it depends on the mood. I can be "flexible". But not literally. Alas! Dom or sub?

I'd ask, but I'm afraid.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Depends on the situation, but there's just that thrill in being overpowered and forced down that I like a little bit too much. Excessive bondage, or your average handcuffs?

Smart choice.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Excessive, methinks. Tease me, tie me down, and make me call you master. But as usual, it varies with the situation. Body part fetishes? Ex. hands, feet, navels...

I thought so. I happen across one of those every once in a while.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Hair. Play with it the right way and you'll have me at your feet. Quickest and most surefire turn-on?

And at a rather convenient time, too.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Dirty talk. Gets me every time. Water spoorts, yes or no?

I'm as surprised by this as you are.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

As I have a teeny tiny water phobia, I have to say no. Foreplay - optional or mandatory?

Surely, one day you'll slip and I'll be right there waiting to pounce.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Mandatory. Unless you've been teasing me all day and I can't take it anymore. In which case, I suppose that counts as a form of foreplay. Lights on or off?

Of that I have no doubt.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Off. I like the dark - you never know what's coming. Since you had interspecies, I'll go for specifics. Sex with dogs and/or horses, yes or no?

And you are, no doubt, taking some safety measures to prevent it.

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

SICK AND WRONG, SICK AND WRONG!!!! So that would be an emphatic "NO!" from me. Ick! You sicko. Porn: Hard or soft?

Indeed I am. But I'm sure that I'll miss something somewhere. I usually do. But of course, I'm still hoping it'll be small enough for you to not notice.

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[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SCORE. SCORE, FUCKING SCORE!!!! I'll get back to you with a question once I've stopped laughing. A little bit of everything.

Humor me. Have I ever missed out on an opportunity?

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[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

What? It wasn't enough that you had to bring up "living or dead" but you also had to throw in bestiality!? Dude, I seriously hope those aren't refelctions of your sexual preferences. And come at me once you got something. I was seriously running out of questions, too.

I'm sure you haven't. But there's a first time for everything. And since you are all the way over there...I'm hoping I'll be your first. ;)