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Watch me attempting to cook meat. As I generally don't do that - what with me being a pseudo-vegetarian and whatnot - but having a sudden craving for chicken, I'm trying to make some.

I have a terrible suspicion that I've added too little spices. And perhaps letting it soak into that oil-curry-garlic-salt mix isn't the brightest of ideas.
Also, soy sauce. Isn't really the end-all be-all. Really.

Tomorrow will show how edible it is.

Also, also. Meme. Gotten from... somewhere.

Pick up to 13 OTPs
Describe them in 13 words or fewer.
Have your f-list guess the OTP.

1. Technically, it's masturbation.
2. One of us dies in the end.
3. You'll be twice dead when I'm through with you.
4. I'm your replacement.
5. You save me when I try to kill you.
6. Stray dog and an archer.
7. "I am the Darkness." - "No. I am."
8. Aether and silicone.
9. Fifty three. Thirty five.
10. Shot through the heart and you're to blame.
11. Silver and red. Bullets and blood.
12. You executed me, but we both died.
13. I'll flash a white lightning across your night sky.


ETA: Some of these are terribly vague. Some - awfully obvious.

ETA2: Changed #10 because it was misleading and not quite correct in definition.