:D Who knows? They seem to have the same relationship as Ichigo and Uryuu, only, y'know, more mature.
So. My Saiyuki OFC (or rather - her and her crazy family). If she ever gets written... Is Saira and she's a shrine-maiden in some north corner of Shangri-La. She is rather psycho in her own right, smokes and tends to curse, courtesy of the youkai she's been spending entirely too much time with. She has two brothers, oldest of which is also a Sanzo priest. Except he's not because the scripture he has is a vague copy of the one who was lost in the desert when that antlion-thing-she-demon ate his master. So the monks collectively put Shinseki (as his master's only apprentice) in that position.
Saira also has a twin sister, Taura who is a human-turned-youkai, and an obnoxious black dragon much like Hakuryuu, except he can't turn into anything save his demon form sometime in the unknown future, and when he does, he's going to kill Saira. Taura being half-youkai is courtesy of the youkai she killed while Saira was busy being petrified from shock.
Heavily sidetracked far into north, the ikkou ends up at their shrine and find out that the only way to get west is to go further north because other roads are blocked and only Saira knows one quickest way through the underground mountain labyrinths (which is actually an old youkai dwelling), but she refuses to be the guide (not that ikkou would take one) until her brother-houshi almost bitches at her.
Of course, they get into some cameo youkai trouble in the underground castle where Saira displays some rather weird enemy binding magic. Once they're back underground and into a relative, she goes all, "k, guys, I led you through the labyrinth and I'm going back home nao." Which is received with, "WTF? Are you stupid? There're still youkai underground, are ya gonna go die?" And as if on cue, more youkai come out to kill them and they are forced to retreat further west. Thus, Saira gets stuck with the ikkou until they find a nice and safe town to ditch her while their mission is done and the world is rid of crazy!youkai.
Her dragon keeps trying to kill Hakuryuu whenever he's not in his jeep form, because dragoncar wtf? And Sanzo uses the sentence, "Put that damn rat on a leash" more than once while holding said rat at a gunpoint. She almost gets it on with Gojyo, but freaks out because youkai!kids omfgwtf eeewww. And then she ends up getting them all almost killed.
So. Can you count all the cliches I've included in there? :'D
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Date: 2008-08-03 08:37 am (UTC)So. My Saiyuki OFC (or rather - her and her crazy family). If she ever gets written... Is Saira and she's a shrine-maiden in some north corner of Shangri-La. She is rather psycho in her own right, smokes and tends to curse, courtesy of the youkai she's been spending entirely too much time with. She has two brothers, oldest of which is also a Sanzo priest. Except he's not because the scripture he has is a vague copy of the one who was lost in the desert when that antlion-thing-she-demon ate his master. So the monks collectively put Shinseki (as his master's only apprentice) in that position.
Saira also has a twin sister, Taura who is a human-turned-youkai, and an obnoxious black dragon much like Hakuryuu, except he can't turn into anything save his demon form sometime in the unknown future, and when he does, he's going to kill Saira.
Taura being half-youkai is courtesy of the youkai she killed while Saira was busy being petrified from shock.
Heavily sidetracked far into north, the ikkou ends up at their shrine and find out that the only way to get west is to go further north because other roads are blocked and only Saira knows one quickest way through the underground mountain labyrinths (which is actually an old youkai dwelling), but she refuses to be the guide (not that ikkou would take one) until her brother-houshi almost bitches at her.
Of course, they get into some cameo youkai trouble in the underground castle where Saira displays some rather weird enemy binding magic. Once they're back underground and into a relative, she goes all, "k, guys, I led you through the labyrinth and I'm going back home nao." Which is received with, "WTF? Are you stupid? There're still youkai underground, are ya gonna go die?" And as if on cue, more youkai come out to kill them and they are forced to retreat further west. Thus, Saira gets stuck with the ikkou until they find a nice and safe town to ditch her while their mission is done and the world is rid of crazy!youkai.
Her dragon keeps trying to kill Hakuryuu whenever he's not in his jeep form, because dragoncar wtf? And Sanzo uses the sentence, "Put that damn rat on a leash" more than once while holding said rat at a gunpoint.
She almost gets it on with Gojyo, but freaks out because youkai!kids omfgwtf eeewww. And then she ends up getting them all almost killed.
So. Can you count all the cliches I've included in there? :'D