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It's one of those small things that you usually don't notice until it hits you in the face like a ten ton truck or a flying brick. (Or maybe it doesn't, but choking on tea is less dramatic than being ran over and left in the dust.) Also, I think my icon fits the text below in a snarky-sarcastic-denial kind of way.
Slightly edited from the original post because I realized a few gaps in my own theory. >_>
( Asinine theories for the lulz. )