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[lightrobber]

Woulda been posted to fanficrants, but it's too... small to bother. So's here.

There was one writer who wrote for a not-so-popular ship and I used to like all of her stories. But after I took a small stray from her works and came back after a few months, I realised I don't like her fics anymore. She called it "character development", I called it unbelievable. I guess, in the time I spent away from that fandom I grew up (fanfic-wise) too fast while she was still tagging along the old paths. In a way, her later-written stories became worse than the ones she started with (although I don't see them quite as the gems they supposedly were back then).

And YET I found an old fic by a different author and you know what? While the fic is still full of iffy characterisation and faily grammar, I bloody love it to bits. Come on! Bakura and Ryou as doctors? A bitchfit of an OC? Malik/Marik as a psycho killer with two personalities in one? Gimme summa dat anytiem. And make sure it's written by this person. And, and... I could rant my love for it for forever and a day, but sadly, the fic has stopped on chapter 3 and will not be continued, ever. 3 chapters of plain awesome is all I'll ever have. But even then, that makes me happy. I'd read this author's House fiction, but I don't want to get involved in that fandom.




The Muraki/Ryuuken fic I promised? I'll get to writing it today after I get home from work. I would have written it yesterday (which was my day off work), but I was too caught up writing my Saiyuki epic adventure. I finally found a solution for that one damn scene that didn't want to work out for me. (hai thar chapter 2. now we're hopelessly stuck on ya instead.)



I LOVE this song, by the way.

Comments

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Yayz! Muraki/Ryuuken pr0ns! I can't wait to read it. And I can't wait to read the Saiyuki goodness.

Hope your day doesn't suck!

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

:D Weeeeeelllll, I'll see about that one. Maybe I should start posting the Saiyuki thing to my el-jay lest it rots forever in my fic folder?

Ps. Your icon needs editing. There's an ugly white line in that final panel.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

It shall not rot! I forbit it!

I know. I'm talking to the girl who made it for me. Since I can't do a goddamn thing with icons.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

M-maybe I should post the prologue already so ya'll can see how failtastic it is? (I swear, chapter one has a +5 increase in quality.)

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

DOOOO EEEEEEEEET!!!

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I-i shall then. Check out my el-jay in a few to see if it's already up.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Awesomeness.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

And just now I realised that it doesn't even have a title. (Well, it does, but it's not fitting at all.) *flails* whattodowhattodoWHATTODOOOOOooooooooooooooooo????

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Fear not! I shall give it a read, and then give you suggestions.

...

If it's posted, that is. Or you can simply call it Playing Doctor until you get something better. ;)

Totally not helping, I know.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Well, at the moment I have "Every Step We Take" which is the one I started off with, but it's kind of far-fetched and something way out there. Another is "The Structure of Breakdown", which is better. But there's one geral flaw about it: the fic doesn't focus on breakdowns at all. And the third is "Razorblade Life" which is totally bleh and sounds like it's from a self-insert Mary Sue weepstory angsty emo-cutter bundle of WTF? and DO.NOT.WANT.

It is le disaster. =/

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm, I read the prologe (finally! I don't know how I missed it!)

And the words I got were:

1. Games
2. Rivals
3. Equals
4. Master
5. Timeless

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

T-that's a different fic entirely, I'm afraid. The real thing has been posted just now.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Well then screw you too! ;)

Alright. I'll head off to your place and see what I can get from it. 'Kay?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I know you want to. But we're in public. So no go.

It won't be much, I'm afraid. The next chapter might just throw you for a loop, as it changes pace quite rashly.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

What? You're not an exhibitionist? I must say I'm shocked, and more than a little disappointed in you. :(

I'm reading it now. It's quite good. Any particular pairings your leaning towards?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Good. That means you won't attack me at random and molest me. One heahache taken off the list, check!

It's hella loooong. And I'm stuck on chapter 2. // None as of yet. I don't know. I'll see where the fic takes me. If I start building pairing plans, they usually don't work out.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Oh, I never said that. Although I don't know if I would do it myself. I might send one of my minions out to toy with you while I watch from a safe distance. Yes, I think that would be perfectly acceptable. ;)

Well, it'll be interesting to see where it goes. But I gotta admit, when you had Gojyo going through his nicotine snit, I was waiting for him to go in and inhale steal the smoke from Sanzo's lips.

But that's just my wishful 53 fangirl talking.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

*coughs* Oh, Gin Yisou-SAMAAAAAA!!!! We've got another one of those. The shadows are hungry. They need to be fed. >D

Ahaha. That would make for an interesting something. I shall have to give that a thought. *has a lot of fics on her to-write list*

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Come on! Give me your worst!

Yayz! I inspired a possible plot bunny! Of course, Sanzo would shoot him as soon as the initial shock wore off. But it would be hella hot while it happened. *is in her happy place*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

*pulls out an Ishida Uryuu clone* Here, have a Quincy. (Told me to give you the worst. xP)

I have one 53 fic that needs to be written. Mayhaps I'll manage to incorporate this into it. *plots*

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

S'aright. Grimmjow will make your quincy clone beg for death before he's done. And Aizen will sit on his bancouch and observe. There will be popcorn.

Sweet! I loves me some 53 action.

Edit: Incidentallty, 8 is my lucky number. And 3+5=8. I just noticed that. I'll take my nerd of the day award, now.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. I'll be sending the bill then.

So do I, so do I.

COincidentally, mine is 7. That'd be 5+2. (And I barely stopped myself from spitting cocoa all over my pc when I realised what that was.)

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Bill? What bill? Don't insult Aizen-sama with this talk of "bills"!

Everyone should.

BWAHAHAHAHA! That, is twisted and brilliant and wonderful and thank GOD no one is in my department at the moment so I don't have to explain why I was laughing so hard. XD

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

The bill for the popcorn. Centipedes made it. Gin Yisou-sama's centipedes. That's why it's so crunchy and tasty.


See? Every time I think about it, I feel like spitting out whatever the hell I'm drinking at the moment and laughing myself silly. It is EPIC. More so than even Hakashi-sensei.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Ah, the popcorn. He'll dispatch Ukelala over directly to settle the matter.

It is indeed EPIC. Dammit! Stop making me laugh! There are people here, now!

*is trying (and losing) to control her laughter*

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

One Ukelala received. That settles the payment matters.

Imagine what kind of sex they'd have? Now /that's/ something over-the-top epic.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Excellent.

And also incredibly-fucking-hot...

WHY MUST I BE AT WORK!?!

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

We will be keeping him until further notice. If you want him back, you will have to file a request sheet.

Bcause all the good things come for the price of pain?

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

You can keep him. I don't want him. Never did much like that emo bastard. Did like his voice, though. But it's okay. I still have Grimm. And Renji. I'm good.

This - while true - is totally not helping!

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Wonderful. If there are any other needs, our lawyers will contact your lawyers.

I'm not here to help. I signed the wrong contract on my way in to the intarwebz and didn't become a hero. Now I'm here to cause chaos, mayhem and torment.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

Bah! Lawyers. I wish there wasn't a need for them. But alas...

Well, one can't ever fault you with false advertising this is true. And might I commend you on your job, so far.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Too true, too true. (But also. Hollows need to feed on something.)

Thank you, thank you muchly. I have tried my hardest.

[femmephantom.livejournal.com]

(This they do. And I don't feel the slightest bit guilty after sending them the lawyers. I only feel slightly guilty about feeding them children. But I think the Hollows get indigestion from them.

And it has been noticed. Trust me.