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lightrobber ([personal profile] lightrobber) wrote2008-09-16 09:15 pm

To further add to my previous entry...

I still hate humans. I'd like to see half of them in pain. Pregnant women? I have no tolerance for them. So you dropped an earring while trying it on? Pick it up yourself, damnit. Kids? I loathe them. They need to be put on leash and chains instead of being allowed to freely run around and paw at every damn thing in the store. Those cutesy tiny lapdogs? I want to step on them. Especially if they belong to snotty Barbie-type blondes.

People who enter our store whilst eating and drinking? (WTF????) I want them to choke on their goddamn food. There are other places for eating and drinking. Say, maybe we should start handing out toilet paper and potties in case all of that decides to come out suddenly? Since you're in such a hurry and don't have the luxury of spending ten minutes in a cafe eating, I bet you won't be able to wait five to go down to the toilets to take a shit.
And the bitches (and a select few sons-of-bitches) of all ages who come in only to use our mirrors to check and right their appearance, to comb (!!!!) their hair, apply lipstick, smooth down their clothes? I want to throw heavy things at them. And I want to bitch them out like there's no tomorrow.

I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate humans.
And here people are wondering how serial killers are made. Here, world. Watch the birth of another one.

[identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
*sweatdrop* Poor thing. That does sound like it's grating a bit. (But this is from the person who says "Why hate when you can laugh and mock everything?")

...Mabe you just need a bigger city? (I can't beleive I'm saying this... Maybe I just need a rocket strapped to my back...)

[identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously. She often says that those mirrors will be the death of her. (Laughing and mocking takes too much energy. I've tried.)

Maybe. Or maybe I need a better job in a smaller city. Hell, forget city. A town. They tend to have less stupid.

[identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...preening isn't something I do a lot, so I usually find it amusing to watch what people check themselves for...maybe that's jsut lack of care for self on my part. And...maybe that's the only reason why I find it funny...

*wilts* I dunno about that. In a small town everyone knows one another and the people who have jobs stay there for ages. Small town's okay if you don't want to do anything else...I'm more of a city person, myself. People can think what they want and you'll never see them again after that moment. In a town, you'll just have the same customers over and over again... *shudder*

[identity profile] lightrobber.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm from a small town myself. That might be why I like the slow-paced life there so much. Don't have to rush anywhere, no buses or trains to catch... You have plenty of time for getting from point A to point B.
It's, in a way, a controlled environment. And since everyone does know one another, there's less of a chance of any warfare starting. The next time they come for shopping they wouldn't want to get old milk or eggs, now would they?

[identity profile] obseletevulture.livejournal.com 2008-09-19 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. *giggles* Justice prevails...

Being from the suburbs of a city that's more or less spread and sprawled over one county, I suppose I'm "urban-biased." My college is in the heart of the downtown area, just outside of the "little Havana" section, anyway. I kind of like the largeness of it all, I guess. It kind of takes the edges off things...
Small town...I don't know how I'd feel about living in a small town. I really don't. I'm the type of person who went to New York City and liked it. (And actually found the people there to be very nice--probably only because the people where I live are RUDER than New Yorkers, despite the New York reputation...)

I like catching buses and trains. (Well...trains at any rate.) I like wandering aimlessly through areas. I just...like cities. And even when I call teh same people for my job every week, the imagining of those people as the only ones in the area. (like a small town) it seems...very small to me...*mystified*