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lightrobber) wrote2008-08-03 06:05 am
lightrobber) wrote2008-08-03 06:05 am
Semi off-topic note to no one in particular
You know, the day when one look at the 'Just In' section of Bleach on the Pit makes you froth at the mouth, it is by no means a good day.
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And for one very happy minute I was certain that Grimmjow had punched that bitch OFC in the nose. But alas...
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You do that. That piece is hilaarious. xD
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No offense taken and Gin Yisou won't do a thing.
The fics involving my OFCs is - more or less - an over-active part of my brain and so far only one of them has been written out in 46-chapters long and yet unfinished fic. And all four of my OFCs are pretty crazy.
I can, however, give you a run-through description for my Saiyuki OFC. That is, if you're interested. Otherwise all of my fics are stored at
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So. My Saiyuki OFC (or rather - her and her crazy family). If she ever gets written... Is Saira and she's a shrine-maiden in some north corner of Shangri-La. She is rather psycho in her own right, smokes and tends to curse, courtesy of the youkai she's been spending entirely too much time with. She has two brothers, oldest of which is also a Sanzo priest. Except he's not because the scripture he has is a vague copy of the one who was lost in the desert when that antlion-thing-she-demon ate his master. So the monks collectively put Shinseki (as his master's only apprentice) in that position.
Saira also has a twin sister, Taura who is a human-turned-youkai, and an obnoxious black dragon much like Hakuryuu, except he can't turn into anything save his demon form sometime in the unknown future, and when he does, he's going to kill Saira.
Taura being half-youkai is courtesy of the youkai she killed while Saira was busy being petrified from shock.
Heavily sidetracked far into north, the ikkou ends up at their shrine and find out that the only way to get west is to go further north because other roads are blocked and only Saira knows one quickest way through the underground mountain labyrinths (which is actually an old youkai dwelling), but she refuses to be the guide (not that ikkou would take one) until her brother-houshi almost bitches at her.
Of course, they get into some cameo youkai trouble in the underground castle where Saira displays some rather weird enemy binding magic. Once they're back underground and into a relative, she goes all, "k, guys, I led you through the labyrinth and I'm going back home nao." Which is received with, "WTF? Are you stupid? There're still youkai underground, are ya gonna go die?" And as if on cue, more youkai come out to kill them and they are forced to retreat further west. Thus, Saira gets stuck with the ikkou until they find a nice and safe town to ditch her while their mission is done and the world is rid of crazy!youkai.
Her dragon keeps trying to kill Hakuryuu whenever he's not in his jeep form, because dragoncar wtf? And Sanzo uses the sentence, "Put that damn rat on a leash" more than once while holding said rat at a gunpoint.
She almost gets it on with Gojyo, but freaks out because youkai!kids omfgwtf eeewww. And then she ends up getting them all almost killed.
So. Can you count all the cliches I've included in there? :'D
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I can be coherent, I swear. If you want me to elaborate on any aspect of this rambling, ask away.
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Brother houshi is somewhat contemptuous to non-monks and has a high-and-mighty stick up his arse, and he likes to treat his siblings as if they're his underlings. And technically, they are, but that pisses Saira off. It's also a reason for her distaste for all Sanzo priests. Since she has only known her brother who spends most of his time in prayers and meditation and barely leaves the house in fear of his own life, and there's always incense and candles lit in his room, she considers all Sanzo priests to be pathetic weaklings. (Thus, Genjo Sanzo is a refreshing experience for her. Since she's been raised and trained to be a bodyguard for brother houshi, imagine her surprise when she tries to shield Genjo and is told to fuck off and get out of the way.)
Since there are a lot of youkai roaming around, brother houshi doesn't step outside the grounds of the shrine where the protective shield-spell is not in effect. He's somewhat of a scaredy cat and would rather sacrifice his underlings to get out alive of an assault than actively join the fight. He knows that his scripture is a fake one, but denies it. When Saira's dragon steals it at one point, he goes nearly ballistic and orders Taira to get it back, which pisses off both sisters. ("The damn thing is useless, why the hell do you need it?")
Brother houshi thinks of Genjo as an equal, tries to discuss holy texts with him and is very much shocked when he finds out that he doesn't give a damn about them. He is even more appalled when finding out that the noble Sanzo houshi kills youkai (and humans) who get in his way. And his shock goes over 9000 when he discovers that he's travelling with 'those murderous youkai'.
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That's okay. If provoked, I can ramble non-stop about my writings, so it's nothing new that I accidentally out-ramble you. And ouch. Kids can be obnoxious like that. =/
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Can we just say that I suck at writing anything multi-chaptered? =/
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That, and then there's the part where she might lose her powers along with her virginity.
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Basically, she thinks all youkai are the same and the only difference between real youkai and a half-breed is the half-breed's ability to have human appearance without limiters.