Guys, guys.

[lightrobber]

YOU GUYIZE. I AM BACK. \o/


Oh, and feel free to mock me 'cause Mormons are trying to get me to join them.

Comments

[acidicdemonmilk.livejournal.com]

WHOA HI.


Did you invite the mormons over for tea and cookies?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

\o/


They wanted to invite themselves over. But I was all, rejected! I'mma stop by your shed and see what it's worth.

[denshi-no-ultra.livejournal.com]

Hi! Long time no see :)

Lol, use this opportunity to troll them! Not sure how, but you'll be able to come up with something, right? XD

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Too long, too long. :'D

How do you troll people who are so into God that it's almost crazy?

[denshi-no-ultra.livejournal.com]

Are you back forever now? :D

Hmm, pretend you're a crazy Satanist?

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

SURE HOPE SO. =/

Kinda too late for that. Could still pull off a tentative pagan.
They even prayed for me.

[denshi-no-ultra.livejournal.com]

Cool :D

Wow, they sure have the nerve :/

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

I felt strangely sullied afterwards. =/

[gantai.livejournal.com]

"mormons?"

what is this i don't even

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

The end of the world, bb. The end of the world.


Don't tell me you don't know what mormons are?

[gantai.livejournal.com]

i know what mormons are... i just didn't know mormons tried to recruit people.

i like to imagine they came knocking on your door like, "HI, WANT TO NOT HAVE SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE? CHASTITY BELTS ARE VERY IN THIS SEASON. :D"

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Apparently they do.

No, it was actually, "Hi, this is sister Yuuna. A few years ago you gave your phone number to one of our missionaries who taught English for free. Want to come over and talk about the meaning of life?"

[gantai.livejournal.com]

so maybe i'm just being a hater, but i don't think "the meaning of life" to them is ideal to a sane person... >_>

I'm late, orz

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Well, their meaning of life is "God wants us to be happy, so he gave us this world. Let's be happy and enjoy everything God gave us. And then after we die, we will become like God and we will be able to enjoy the afterlife, doing anything we loved and enjoyed here on the Earth ALL DAY LONG!"