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Current Music: She's My Winona -- FOB

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My freakouts are epic. My mind is crazy.

Also I'm tired of my current header. The fascination with that pair has passed. Soon you'll be able to visit my journal again,

femmephantom.

And a meme stolen from

eyesofshinigami:

The first TEN people to comment in this post get to request a drabble of any pairing/character (from one of my usual fandoms) of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level. If you absolutely can't write, I don't see why you wouldn't be able to offer drawings or icons or something instead.

Anything with Saiyuki, Bleach, Naruto, Yugioh, 5D's, FFVII, X, Yami no Matsuei is a go. And if you happen to be in one of my more obscure fandoms, feel free to bring them out, too.

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*musketeer bow and hat swish*

The bastards. Those two are probably getting wasted on vodka and gin and having mad monkey sex somewhere in Hawaii.

You'll have to teach me that one of these days.

I've never been to Hawaii. We should punish them when they get back. All in the name of creativity, of course.

Someday, maybe. All in good time.

Me neither. They would deserve... a flogging. And then slavery. Or vice versa.

*waits impatiently*

I'm thinking slavery before the flogging. Lest they get any more lofty ideas and try to run off again.

*suggests that maybe you'd learn it sooned if bent over*

Good call. Lest they decide to rape the plot.

*is tapping her chin and considering your suggestion*

Thank you. I have been known to have my moments of insight.

*is quirking an eyebrow at your indecisiveness*

Yet you still have to prove that it stays around for more than a fraction of a second.

Quirk away. It won't help any.

Hey, I'll take a fraction. At least then I have proof it exists.

That's what she said.

Tsk. You are so easily satisfied.

Who is this "she" you're talking about?

At times, yes.

You tell me.

Do I understand that you'll make me work for it?

If I knew, why would I be asking?

Did you honestly expect anything different from me?

Well, why not?

Yes.

Because all circuits are currently busy at this time. You'll have to ask again, later.

Well that's your mistake, then.

How about we forget all the asking and just get down and dirty from the start?

I learn from them. Very fast.

Sounds good to me. I've never been known for my patience.

One of us should.

Me neither. That makes us what? Perfect?

And what would the other do in the meantime?

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