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[lightrobber]

My coworker Helen is learning how to measure blood pressure and find the pulse.

Her conclusion after measuring mine: You don't have pressure. YOU DON'T HAVE A PULSE.



lol, k. I'll be right here, pretending to breathe. :'D

Comments

[theamazingfetus.livejournal.com]

That happens to me all the time. My normal body temperature is a bit higher than normal. I actually got kicked out of school (they 'escorted' me out of the building.) during the peak of swine flu hysteria.

[yamikakyuu.livejournal.com]

VAMPIRE! 8Dbb

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA~
I had a friend who was supposedly 'Dead' on a normal pulse-checking. (She also passed clean out while singing in her youth choir. NICE.)

And technically, I'm pretty sluggish when I'm not caffeinated, myself. ^^

[hotfruits.livejournal.com]

XD one time I was getting my blood pressure checked and it came back zero. Apparently I was dead, lolz.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Let's get together and make a club!

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

No. Something better. :'D

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

Finding out that hey, you've got no pulse~ Takes the cake though, I must say.

[hotfruits.livejournal.com]

YAY! :D

[obseletevulture.livejournal.com]

Now's probably the time to come out of the closet on that "I'm a zombie" thing.

[lightrobber.livejournal.com]

No. Not now. 28 days later.